Great news !

The news you've been waiting for ! Not one, but TWO free gifts to all my lovely, loyal "followers" ! Tremendous loyalty bonuses to one and all ! Crazy, fun and FREE. Not trinkets, not tat but stunningly hand crafted ornaments to add beauty, to enhance and adorn your home ! By simply "following" my blog you'll impress your friends by collecting these fine Heirlooms for your children and children's children. Yours with my compliments....

Your first free gift. A cheeky, topical and identical scaled replica of the Eiffel tower. From me to you, a piece of France to cherish.

Don't just take my word for it, this is what the manufacturers say:

"Made of high quality origonal woods.
The workmanship is very fine.

Have the character of knowledgable."

Now I've got your attention right? No such thing as a free lunch hey? Never look a gift horse in the mouth ... Well keep looking ....

You simply don't see generosity like this every day !

It's another replica, a center piece, a talking piece, a priceless, breathtaking and totally complimentary model bicycle, perfect in every detail to celebrate and commemorate my cycle challenge.... Oh yes, heirloom number TWO, gifted with love to each and every loyal "follower". Why miss out, push that button !

Wait ! This truly is the gift that just keeps giving !

But please, don't just take my word for it. Here's what the importers say :

"Fold bicycle model and seat adjustable." You couldn't make it up ! But here's the thing ... Not only is it free, is it perfect, but it's also a LIGHTER ! Yes indeedy, One-click Piezo Electronic ignition ! And here's what the experts say. "Adjustable flame".

To claim your free and remarkable gifts please send your full name, address and bank details to me with nominal fee off £19.99 to cover my postage costs.

Colour, size and gifts may vary.